Pappu: Kya Aap Mere Sath Dans Kar Sakti Hain? Ladki: Main Bachchon Ke Sath Nahin Nachti Pappu: Maaf Karna Mujhe Pata Nahin Tha Ki Aap Garbhavati Hain
Adhyapika: Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai? Pinki: Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti Adhyapika: To Fir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Pappu: Sahan Shakti
Garlfrend: Janu Kal Mera Barthde Hai Mujhe Kya Gift Doge? Pappu: Kya Chahiye? Garlfrend: Ring (Ring)A Pappu: Ring Dunga Par Uthana Mat Balence Bahut Kam Hai
Professor: Galib Ki Aarju Thi Ki Mahbuba Ki Julfon Se Sharab Ke Katre Tapken Aur Wo Un Katron Ko Halak Men Utar Le Pappu: Sar Agar Un Men Juen Hoti To Galib Vo Bhi Halak Men Utar Lete? Professor: Galib Ki Yah Arju Apani Mahbuba Se Thi Teri Bebe Kolo Nahin
Santa: Nalayak Itni Raat Ko Kahan Se A Raha Hai? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne Gaya Tha Santa: Kis Liye? Pappu: Ha Papa 78 Kis To Le Hi Liye
Pappu: Yaar Meri Garlfrend Ne Mere Sath Brakap Karke Apne Naye Bofrend Ke Sath Apani Foto Mujhe Bheji Banti Aashchary Se "Fir Tumne Kya Kiya?" Pappu: Maine Bhi Uske Papa Ko Vo Foto Farward (Forward) Kar Di Naitik (Moral): Thoda Alag Socho